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Prehistoric Monsters

from Cosmic Australiana by Boing Boing

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lyrics

Ah we breed em big in the far north
we got crocodiles big enough to eat a horse
in lakes and rivers and every watercourse
prehistoric monsters patrolling cape York

We got barramundi as long as ya boat
so darn big you can hardly float
we got crabs and crayfish and trout galore
and giant clams the size of bathtubs on the ocean floor

So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU

Cow or pig stand as tall as a horse
make ya mean pig dog look like a dwarf
the snakes goannas are bloody big to
and the roos are so mean they’ll put you in their stew

So don’t be a bright spark in the national park
obey the signs and don’t be a lark I said
don’t be a bright spark in the national park
obey the signs and don’t be a lark

So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU

Prehistoric Monsters patrolling Cape York x4

A crocodile is a crocodile
they eat people
they see you and they say that’s lunch
let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned
but I aint spending anytime on it
because in the meantime every 3 months
a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland (Bob Katter)

Old man crocodile he don’t care
his not fussy he’ll eat ya rare
if I was you you know what I’d do
I’D GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE

So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU

Prehistoric Monsters patrolling Cape York x4

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from Cosmic Australiana, released February 28, 2019

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