Here they come it’s the boys in blue
on the hunt for some revenue
they pulled me over to have a dig
swab my butt you filthy pigs
Swab my butt you filthy pigs x3
Yeah they pinged me for my tyres
they pinged me for low fluid for my windscreen wipers
I said its not even raining
they said shut your mouth and start behaving
they grabbed the swab but I shut my teeth
SMBYFP
Swab my butt you filthy pigs x3
You oughta get your mind right boy x3
Grunt grunt this coppa is a
grunt grunt his been doing it for years
grunt grunt this coppa is a
took all my money now his taking all my beers
From the Isa to Adelaide (swab my butt you filthy pigs)
from Cooktown to WA (swab my butt you filthy pigs)
there’s nowhere to run there’s nowhere to hide
swab my butt Australia wide