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Bacon and Eggs
02:48
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bacon and eggs x8
crackling away on the barbeque
bacon and eggs
love them more then I ever could love you
sometimes it just doesn’t matter
for all ya eloquence and all ya dapper
one day you’ll get it in ya head
it doesn’t get better then bacon and eggs
throw away ya cavier
say goodbye to ya cherries
bin those silly chia seeds
set fire to ya goji berries
ah bacon and eggs
bacon in the mornin all fken time
bacon and eggs
always in my heart always on my mind
ah they say that it gives ya cancer
but everything that’s good gives ya cancer
I say do it while ya can bra
bacon and eggs is the answer
bacon and eggs x8
aww fk yeah
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Scoop the Dumpers
02:35
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I don’t have any money
but I need some more beer in my tummy
its getting to much for me to bear
scoop the dumpers if you dare
hey man where you going with my drink man
im a glassy man
you’re not a fken glassy man give me back my drink!
I don’t have any funds
but I need some more smoke in my lungs
guess im just down on my luck
walking the streets looking for ciggie butts
cold burgers and soggy chips
getting nowhere with the chicks
takes its toll I aint gonna lie
scoop the dumpers till the day I die
BOING BOING x4
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Cmon fellas its not a library talk it up x2
Ah let me take ya back to brissie 1983
this is the story of one man
one man with a dream ah yeah JT
Yeah you found the footy young down in working class Sunnybank
had a natural feel for the game
rose up the ranks
But there was an issue you were small and lean
while ya mates were getting poached
you couldn’t even get signed for free
But nothing could stop ya
in 2002 came the big breakthrough
signed a deal with the doggies
The next 2 years you played of the bench
gotta feel for the game
and how to work defence
Then 04 came the first premiership win
but your mate and captain pricey was out injured
so you gave him the ring
Then Sydney let ya go headed north for Townsville
took up the number 7 Jersey
with grit and will
The mighty cows went far that season all the way to the wire
to the grand final but went down
at the hands of the tigers
But the north had found their man and jt found his home
it became personal
played every game as hard as he could go
Cmon fellas its not a library talk it up!
Ah the next few years were a blur of brilliance and guts
never let ya mates down never let ya state down
its like he was doing it for us
There was a bit of controversy but you always stood tall
bitta booze bitta women and a series of dud referee calls
7th tackle tries
But the cows were coming yeah you couldn’t keep us out
it was about more then just the footy
the boys played for a region in doubt
Ah times were tough
the drought really locked in
It was all building up for 2015
Cmon fellas it’s not a library talk it up!
2015 who would claim victory
the cows and the broncs
head to head in Sydney
Ah the broncos had it if not for Morgan and Feldt
watching that 80-minute try was the best feeling I’ve ever felt
Jt converted and he thought it was through
but she swung around and the game continued
16 all Benny Hunt dropped the ball
Thursto lined up and set her forth…..
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE NORTH
The King of the North x8
The King x4
Long May He Reign
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4. |
Prehistoric Monsters
04:43
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Ah we breed em big in the far north
we got crocodiles big enough to eat a horse
in lakes and rivers and every watercourse
prehistoric monsters patrolling cape York
We got barramundi as long as ya boat
so darn big you can hardly float
we got crabs and crayfish and trout galore
and giant clams the size of bathtubs on the ocean floor
So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU
Cow or pig stand as tall as a horse
make ya mean pig dog look like a dwarf
the snakes goannas are bloody big to
and the roos are so mean they’ll put you in their stew
So don’t be a bright spark in the national park
obey the signs and don’t be a lark I said
don’t be a bright spark in the national park
obey the signs and don’t be a lark
So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU
Prehistoric Monsters patrolling Cape York x4
A crocodile is a crocodile
they eat people
they see you and they say that’s lunch
let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned
but I aint spending anytime on it
because in the meantime every 3 months
a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland (Bob Katter)
Old man crocodile he don’t care
his not fussy he’ll eat ya rare
if I was you you know what I’d do
I’D GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE
So don’t go paddling in ya canoe cause there’s a man eater with his eyes on you
and don’t go fishing in ya canoe or that man eaters gonna EAT YOU
Prehistoric Monsters patrolling Cape York x4
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5. |
Xavier Rudd
03:06
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Xavier Rudd won’t you tell me what’s the go
I’m getting mixed signals hot damn I just don’t know
how it all works
my brain hurts
still selling out shows
its as if nobody knows..
You pulled the biggest con of the century
vegetarian of the year got us all eating KFC
how do ya sleep at night?
ah you piece of crap
ah yeah no wonder this world’s fucked
when people like you get away with shit like that
Wanker x4
Yeah you probably got a bmw lifetime supply of food
but ya still wear rags can’t afford a pair of shoes
carn mate
you don’t have to rub it in
ah while ya smashing those chicken wings
millions of people are starving
Ah was it the missus yeah did she say
I want a big ol mansion right in Byron Bay
to be with the best people in the best place
highest concentration of wankers in all the 6 states
ahh Xavier rudd ay you gotta watch him
he’ll take ya money
he’ll take ya misso
he’ll even take ya wave
WANKER x8
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SMBYFP (intro)
00:35
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Everyone remembers the day she first rolled into town passed the shops
the new cop van 6 tyres and a trailer full of swabs
she compounded disadvantage and she pissed on opportunity
they hit the fisherman and they hit the blackfella communities
but there was resistance
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SMBYFP
03:22
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Here they come it’s the boys in blue
on the hunt for some revenue
they pulled me over to have a dig
swab my butt you filthy pigs
Swab my butt you filthy pigs x3
Yeah they pinged me for my tyres
they pinged me for low fluid for my windscreen wipers
I said its not even raining
they said shut your mouth and start behaving
they grabbed the swab but I shut my teeth
SMBYFP
Swab my butt you filthy pigs x3
You oughta get your mind right boy x3
Grunt grunt this coppa is a
grunt grunt his been doing it for years
grunt grunt this coppa is a
took all my money now his taking all my beers
From the Isa to Adelaide (swab my butt you filthy pigs)
from Cooktown to WA (swab my butt you filthy pigs)
there’s nowhere to run there’s nowhere to hide
swab my butt Australia wide
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8. |
Been a While
03:41
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Down and out kicking back on the steps
sitting with a cup of tea and a bunch of regrets
I wonder how your faring heard your back in town
it’s been a while since you came around
Was a pretty bloody good time got absolutely nothing done but I didn’t mind
you weren’t so easy and in the end I had to bend
righto baby get your thongs on we’re going to town
it’s been a while since you came around
It’s been a while since you came around
I cleaned up the yard and started doing those things that we talked about
I cut out my drinking least I’ve cut down
it’s been a while since you came around
What am I supposed to do now baby you left me high and dry
got no bloody money spent it on you most of the time
and now your overseas sleeping with all these exotic Europeans
and I’m stuck in queensland drinking beers
It’s been a while since you came around
I cleaned up the yard and started doing those things that we talked about
I cut out my drinking least I’ve cut down
it’s been a while since you came around
It’s been a while since you came around
I cleaned up the yard and started doing those things that we talked about
I cut out my drinking least I’ve cut down
it’s been a while since you came around
its been a while since you came around
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